I.want.that.one 12:25 Sat Apr 16
Princes' plane makes emergency landing with singer rushed to hospital
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mentor
12:28 Sat Apr 16
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Fuck the prince, how's Katey'
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yngwies Cat
12:31 Sat Apr 16
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Charley boy?
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Alfie
12:35 Sat Apr 16
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He thought he was so fucking cool with his raspberry beret. His 1999. His lar di dar
Fuck that mate. When i turnt up with me gooseberry bonnet, i knew id done him.
I outstyled him that night, i twinned the bonnet with earrings of pomegranate and a banana neckerchief.
He didnt stand a fucking chance in the fruit hat wars, becuase i am now and always will be the king and apex of fruit clothing style. Everyone knows it, few admit it
Ive got pants made of grape garlands, and ive shit him and his raspberry beret. Ive worn a hood of satsumas, , get him in touch, come on. Lets dance.
Come on prince, i will destroy you with my fruit and food wearable clothes range.
Dippy egg trousers: ham vests
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Alfie
12:39 Sat Apr 16
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I possess knickers made of wheat, the stringy type that go up your bum. Saucy ones.
Ive had several parties like its 1997. Two years before your new years eve do. At raquels. I partied like it was 1994 up hats in paycoke road, basildon, while geezers with pony tails were being stabbed outside.
I wore a cap made of fucking out of season strawberries, like it was 1996
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Nurse Ratched
12:39 Sat Apr 16
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It wasn't him wot wore the raspberry beret (the kind you find In a second hand store). It was the woman he rit the song about.
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I.want.that.one
12:40 Sat Apr 16
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What is the point?
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Hammer and Pickle
12:43 Sat Apr 16
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There were idle rumours of your untimely demise on here in the week, Alfie. They were poo-pooed without ceremony, let me tell you me old mandarin bonnet.
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Alfie
12:44 Sat Apr 16
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True nurse, sorry.
But when he wrote it, he was wearing leggings made of gherkin. He still reckons himself the guvnor of food clothes.
He obviously doesnt fucking know i bowl about touting a flan hanky and set of kipper shoes.
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J.Riddle
12:51 Sat Apr 16
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Sounds like you got done up like a kipper?
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Alfie
1:10 Sat Apr 16
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I have just gone upstairs to my bed chamber, entered my walk in wardrobe - luxurious in both dimension and appoinment - and put on a pair of long johns made of salmon.
I am perhaps one of the foremost wearers of scotch fish trousers in the east of england.
I have in the past worn lingerie made of rock eel. Crispy batter clinging to my arse cleft.
There have been times im not ashamed to admit ive worn a bustier made of findus crispy pancakes. The scant mince within covering my nipples like scalding quorn.
No one else on here would ever dare to wear lamp chop body stockings. I have, whilst fishing over the lakes opposite the craylands estate in basildon.
I wore leg warmers made of seedy fucking warburtons bread an all
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Tomshardware
1:11 Sat Apr 16
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When making smalls out of arable crops, tis best to line the gusset with the soft feathers of the wren or hedge sparrow for added comfort, particularly with saucy ones like Alfie wears.
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bruuuno
1:17 Sat Apr 16
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Soon to be known as the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as?
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Cc
11:56 Sat Apr 16
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Should have stuck to his little red corvette
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Ronald_antly
12:33 Sat Apr 16
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x
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chad sexington
2:02 Sat Apr 16
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Needs to have more ribs removed apparently
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Mike Oxsaw
2:07 Sat Apr 16
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Alfie 1:10 Sat Apr 16
Behave!
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joe blob
2:15 Sat Apr 16
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Prince who?
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The Stoat
2:18 Sat Apr 16
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He had a cold ... bless
UPDATE: A rep for the singer says he has been battling the flu for weeks and felt worse than before after getting on the plane, so the emergency landing was made. He was released from the hospital three hours after being admitted and is now back home.
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Mike Oxsaw
2:29 Sat Apr 16
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Hot Lemon & Honey Trilby is what was needed, not some poncy, EU friendly, tax-deductible, homeopathetic raspberry based head-wear concoction.
That's what really done for Michael Jackfruit, apparently.
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1985
8:31 Sat Apr 16
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Alfie, where have you been. Shakespeare has nothing on you.
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